“blow minds not dicks”
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick
do you ever listen to your favourite band and think
"I love this band a lot"
*me at starbucks*
starbucks worker: what size do you want?
me: ariana grande
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
i only care about inner beauty
like bone structure
i’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly